so its been awhile since my ass sat here and typed aimlessly in this thing known as blogger....what's new? sunday stinky little baby sat herself up....from the crawling position.....for the first time...how terribly excited we all were....and now, as of yesterday, she has a bottom tooth that has poked itself out to bite me....I still think she has the best leopard crawl ever.  She should do a training video for the army.

anyhow....the pet monster is still her monstery little self...how I would love to beat her...unfortunately it would probably just make her even worse...I think the worst years are definitely 2-20...or whenever the little buggers move out....good thing she's cute...but why in the hell does she feel the need to jump off of everything....she now calls me "mama" instead of "mommy" I think it sounds way cute and also like it when she calls me "mom"  She also rolled her eyes at me for the first time yesterday when I was talking to her...how sweet....I'm sure I'll change my mind soon enough on that one....I am off now to go get a grip and dinner started.  I still find motherhood highly overrated for me...maybe one day my maternal instinct will kick in.

and as usual, we must end the day's blogging with a teensy bit of self bashing....BECAUSE I FUCKING SUCK AS A MOTHER/PERSON/WIFE.  i hate me.