some days i would pay people to take my children away....today is one of those days...mind you, its still early enough, and, believe it or not, i AM a freaking optimist....things could change...or not...that remains to be seen.

mostly, i just wait until i am old and living with them. then i will shit my pants and throw food on the floor. i will also walk around naked and scream if they want me to do stuff.

i can't wait til i get old...but with my luck, the buggers will just throw me away to an old folks home and forget about me.

i'm kind of looking forward to my m-i-l getting old. she can come live here. i'll take care of her.....maybe...

actually, i'm waiting for the day when she phones to tell me she's broken a bone or something and could i please come down...of course i'll be 'too busy' - pay back's a bitch, just like your d-i-l...heh

so..yea....MY kids....the sweet petunias wouldn't get ready nicely and the 4 year old thinks its a great idea to whine/tantrum over a fucking glue stick. whiners get nothing and the mother gets beat....the brat thinks KICKING her mother will get her what she wants...as freaking if....right about as much as throwing fucking socks at me does...jaysus...

beer for breakfast would be nice right about now...