td can suck it some more. the bitch ass letter...minus the actual identifiers.
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Re: Loan #fuck you

In mid-December, my spouse, c.o.b., contacted the f.u. Branch to enquire of our final amount owing as of the 28th December, 2007, as we wished to pay out the vehicle loan that was held with your institution. An official cheque was drawn up by our financial institution in the amount of $too fucking much, as per the amount he was given, and sent, along with an attached letter (which I have also attached in this email) instructing TD Canada Trust to pay out our loan and to contact them if this was insufficient. A stop payment was also placed on the account. No further contact was made from TD Canada Trust.

On both 4th and 18th January, 2008, $more money and $even more, respectively, was withdrawn on our paid out account. Our financial institution called back the monies on both occasions and placed another stop payment on the account. No contact was made from TD Canada Trust on either occasion.

27th March, 2008, Mrs. assmuncher, 1-866-666-6666, ext. 6666, phoned to inform us that we are outstanding in the amount of $more effin money on this account. To put it mildly, I was outraged and less than civil. I find it absolutely unacceptable that your organization can take THREE MONTHS to inform us that we are in arrears, especially after being given clear instruction on how to follow up if there were any problems regarding our account.

Please note, that at no time, other than the phone call on 27th Mar, were we ever sent ANY paperwork notifying us of any delinquency.

I also find it highly unacceptable that Mrs. assmuncher wanted US to provide proof of payment when all payment should clearly be on record with TD Canada Trust whom she represents.

I am less than pleased with how this has been dealt with. To take THREE MONTHS to inform someone of monies owing is not acceptable.

I expect that this WILL NOT be reflected negatively on our stellar credit ratings.

I would also like a copy of ALL posted transactions on this account, since we were approved for the loan, as beyond the initial ''welcome'' letter, we have not once received on item of correspondence.

Moi
my house
our town, and province, fuf ufu
666 - 666 - 6666