The two year old is sitting there watching a tape (I think we are the only people I know that still dont do the dvd thing...yes, we are still stuck in the stone ages...too bad its not the stoner ages...and we dont have cell phones..how we figured out this computer in-ter-net- thing-a-ma-jig is beyond me) and the baby is SLEEPING...I doubt either one will last long enough for me to get out of the craziness for a second or two....From what I gather my baby is colicky....crying for no reason....no reason according to whom? I think the reason is that she hates me, alot, especially if I dont want to hold her...aLL THE TIME...i cant wait until she wakes up and realizes that I am not holding her...should be fun. How I am able to waste so much time surfing and doing this nonsense, instead of "taking care" of my kids is beyond me...I'm sure it will catch up to me sooner rather than later. Better go make sure the two year old isnt burning the house down or something to that effect.